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HO-DEE-HOTEN-DOTEN-DAY, HO-DEE-HOTEN-DAY-O! HO-DEE-HOTEN-DOTEN-DAY…
FATTENING UP OUR TAAAAPE WOOOOORMS!
Yeah, kinda hard to ignore those themes in a game whose antagonist is a deliberate gender-swap of Ayn Rand.
Have you seen what’s down there? It’s terrifying.
You don’t have to tell me. Deep down at the bottom of the ocean? The whole place is crawling with…capitalists.
Yeah, yeah. I know. Andrew Ryan gave us all the big, shiny speech, “sweat of your brow” and all that, but what’s he got down there now? Just a buncha junkies and opportunists running guns and peeling off all of that pretty art deco veneer.
Thanks but no thanks, Ryan.
Hell yeah. I also somehow ended up with the voice distortion model and it was the best.
glances into mirror
Oh.
Right.
…Shit.
Hakuna oblongata.
This feels like a Mitch Hedberg joke.
Someone set us up the bomb! (WHAT?)
I know this is a grumpy old man take, but I’ll never get over the fact that they decided to call these dastardly things “hoverboards.”
Blasphemy, says eight year-old me, having just watched Back to the Future: Part II and now obsessed with someday obtaining a floating skateboard.
Man, these were the best.
A lot of them got DARK.
Take a wild guess…
When you turn 12 and promptly WAKE UP.
That’s the best summary of Batman Forever I’ve ever seen.
Also, it’s just pure, undistilled 1995. Anyone younger here who might wonder what 1995 was like can just pop in a VHS of Batman Forever. (It should be a VHS for full effect.)
I really like that the dinosaur is labeled and defined in that diagram.
Can anyone expand on this claim?
I did a search out of curiosity and couldn’t find a single link, page, or video on the religious rites of turtles.