I’m gonna guess that whatever plant they are talking about isn’t supposed to be in Sri Lanka. But it is.
I’m just a weird, furry, pan guy (cis he/him). I also have a big, blue username.
If I was a character in Danganronpa, my talent would be The Ultimate Loser and I’d be the first character killed in the murder game.
I’m gonna guess that whatever plant they are talking about isn’t supposed to be in Sri Lanka. But it is.
He said he doesn’t speak English. He is perfectly capable of reading and writing in it, tho.
Having a job sucks.
Not having a job wouldn’t suck if it wasn’t for the fact it usually means you also have no money.
Having no money sucks.
It would be cool beans to not have a job, but have money.
I mean, the soda is probably caustic enough to be a great exfoliator. But I wouldn’t want to smell like Mountain Dew of any flavor.
The Doritos one sounds stupid unless it actually has stale Doritos in it acting like micro beads.
Am I lacking dopamine because of depression or because I’ve done everything I like so much, I can’t get back to the dopamine levels my brain has grown accustomed to…? 🤔
I’ve seen every movie I want. Played every game. Read every book. Done so much shit off my bucket list. I’m just straight up bored with reality now.
I had to send mail to the government recently and got a freaking paper cut on my tongue as I licked the envelope glue to seal it. 😬
Same but only because I lent the game to someone and they ended up moving to another state, so I never got a chance to really play it all.
Why do they look like monsters I would have to face in a Resident Evil game?
“I was elected to lead, not to read.”
you live outside of the Good Pizza Zones (the NYC Sphere of Influence and Napoli) so I understand why you’re so confused.
We used to have Sbarro out here. They were exactly the same as the pizza I got at some place called Rico’s when I was in NYC.
lol I was just thinking this would work while I was walking my dogs because I realized I don’t even have a regular ice cream machine anymore.
Like… No shit?
Meat industry makes tons of money.
Activist groups and scientists don’t.
How are the poor supposed to spend more than the mega rich on anything?
Probably the first one I ever had.
Because my parents were there, too. 😩
phone rings
Decline it
Text the caller
“Stop trying to 69 my ear with your mouth.”
Just make sure you download them and back them up yourself because they certainly can revoke your ability to download them from their servers, is what they are implying here.
Picturing a McDonald’s-esque brag of “Over 50 million malpractice lawsuits filed!”
“We’ve known each other for 3 months. We should get married.”
You can lick all of them.
What happens after you do isn’t part of the question.
It’s spinning.
If there was anyone else aboard NCL’s Pride of America before it left dry dock in Bremerhaven around 2004/2005 that is also on Lemmy, they’d be able to back me up. But there is a good chance everyone else who suffered with me is locked in the loony bin from having heard Radio Ga-Ga for a week.