KingJalopy

I was alive in the 80s and 90s. I prefer now. I’m nostalgic for those times but I don’t prefer them.

I’m sitting in my air conditioned house, watching not one, but 2 HD screens, one of which is playing cheers because I love that show and I can watch it all I want anytime I want. The other is my phone which is a absolute miracle of human achievement allowing me access to the sum of the worlds knowledge which I’m currently using to look at funny shit that amuses me. Also I didn’t move a finger to say any of that. I just said it and it typed it for me, correcting most of my mistakes. And you, who are reading this, might be literally anywhere on this planet right now. I also used my phone to order my food which was promptly brought to my home for my enjoyment.

The world certainly has a lot of shit aspects but on the whole, we are living in amazing times right now for those of us fortunate enough to be in a safe country.

Name brands only matter to me when it comes to chips, soda, cereal bars (like nutri-grain), and shampoo. Maybe some others I’m not thinking of. But drugs are def not on that list. The only time I ever requested name brand drugs was when I got a script for Klonopin I didn’t need back when I was an addict and only because I thought it would be cool to have the pills with the little K cut out of the middle, because like I said, addict.

It might seem difficult, but it’s never too late to go back to school as a 40 year old in your underwear! We believe you in you! Even if you don’t make it I’ll bet you end up with some kind of certificate or cool title…

I’m sure the water put it out.

Looks like it can run doom

Either way you gonna wake up wondering what year it is and tryna figure out where the fuck you are.

The idiots are taking over

NOFX

Yo dawg…

They’re doing it wrong I think

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At recognizing fire hydrants…

What a dumb headline. Not sure why I’m surprised.

Thanks I couldn’t remember the name

Read the manga. It’s very short but very terrifying

Hot dog goes down easier. I find it easier to swallow a weenie shape than a ball shape.

Turned back to pizza hut in a few instances

No problem. My brother went to film school for 4 years and worked on several movies and shows as a PA but it wasn’t his thing. He’s always made YouTube videos about his interests and finally decided that’s where he wants to be. He got incredibly lucky landing this gig but the main reason he did is because of his education background so she has a better shot than most. I’ll ask him today if he has any other resources I could share with you. If he does I’ll let you know. Good luck!

My brother works for a really big YouTuber and he got the job by answering to videos he put up asking for applicants. As far as I know this website is a scam to get people to do the work for free. Tell her to look for videos that are asking for editors, writers, etc… also check YouTubers websites like Patreon or wherever they might post.

That’s just what “they” want you to think shshshaw (pocket sand!)

No offense but I wouldn’t pay $49 for that. Maybe $48.75, but not $49.