I keep a little bottle of tanning lotion under my pillow for the Tanman in case he comes to town.
I keep a little bottle of tanning lotion under my pillow for the Tanman in case he comes to town.
It’s never been this easy to see the clear, concise evidence presented on a silver platter.
Played so much Assassin’s Creed, I too wanted to jump off the top of a building.
OH THE HUMANITY
Not with that attitude.
Good old finger-wagging to wash their hands of atrocities. “Hey man, we told them not to do it.”
I know how it can be. I hope you’re able to get back into it eventually.
Oh thank goodness. I was worried I’d have to pay some sort of penalty.
Because I have “fine” written all over me.
You’re right, I guess I should have consulted the Board of Meme Standards and Practices.
I believe in you, pal. Do your best, okay? You’ve done a great job so far.
The self-licking boot.
It’s the inability to see the forest for the trees. We were raised in a capitalist economic system, as were all of our past family members. The failings of capitalism appear to be the failings of human nature. In reality, meta analysis of multiple studies on human greed show that people will be inherently more kind to each other than be cruel. Quick search will bring up many articles on these studies. Plus, exchanges in material goods within communities where money hadn’t been invented would show that people didn’t barter, they gave their goods away to their neighbors, and the good deed would be remembered and reciprocated in times of need. You can look up “Gift Economy” in Wikipedia.
Don’t forget the offshoot:
Let me introduce a fresh hell: we call them Apex screws.
Famous blockade runners DHL.
Best part was that SMS was specifically designed to use the current infrastructure at the time without inducing any real demand on it. It didn’t cost the companies much of anything to implement it.
Nice pussy, though.
No, because that presents a really dicey power dynamic that could be seen as abuse.
I wouldn’t know anything about that.
Of all the entities that exist on the internet, this is by far one of them.