Germans trying to write punchlines

Yup. And languages I don’t speak.

Clinton pardoned his brother… Like every single president has had some ridiculous pardons

Truly have never gotten the gatekeeping or what purpose it serves.

I thought blocking DMs to <13 yo was basically the law. Can’t believe this is happening in year 8 or however old Roblox is

I’m engaged in your comment

The carpet in the bathroom is the bigger problem

1. Aetna CVS Caremark
2. Cigna Express Scripts
3. fucking ticketmaster
4. Google
5. Kroger (and they want to merge AGAIN?)

Let’s start here for now

Love how there doesn’t even appear to be a baseman threatening to get him out

I’m so thankful with this latest SLAMMING he clearly has no shot of winning.

“considering job hunting”

TIL doff is the opposite of don

If Harris wins MI WI PA but loses AZ NV NC GA, that Omaha district is her 270th electoral vote.

Cause 269-269 is probably a win for Trump. So this could matter quite a bit.

Totally hear you and that’s what we got to legislate against. Thank you for telling another tale of their abuse.

Independent pharmacist here

We’ve lost over 9 pharmacies a day in 2024 because of these guys who do everything they can to steer you to their mail order pharmacies.

They’re absolutely killing us and killing access. Please, do not use mail order.

She left Larry when he got too ridiculous. Let’s see it happen irl

I would literally be shocked if they enforced a rule that everyone else has to follow on a celebrity billionaire

Wat? Does it have wifi?

I thought with grey and boo this was a spooktober post

Keanu is next