Most of it. If your electronic gizmos were made in the US, they would be luxury items instead of everyday tools.

The equuscorn - it has the head of a horse, and the body of a unicorn

http://www.dorktower.com/2014/01/31/the-mighty-equuscorn-dork-tower31-01-14/

Time to slyther in to your chamber of secrets

Dayum

Thanks, you made me laugh, I told my partner, and she also laughed. You, kind lemming, have brightened my day.

I put on my robe and wizard hat

With or without Ammonium chloride?

Palatable

The length would be equal to the absolute value

Sensible heat is where it’s at!

And I barely passed thermo

Don’t dip your oar in Lake Katchakootie

When the adrenaline doesn’t work anymore, it’s time to try meth.

That ring light is giving her googly eyes

Could be a piece of tp

I love them, they look very suckable!

Pokies, giraffe neck, and great mound

Amazon has incredibly high turnover. They’re starting to worry that they’re burning through everyone who is willing to work for them.

Yes. Got it when I was 24. Appointment happened to be on a Valentines day. Didn’t have kids, didn’t want kids. Nearly 20 years later, still don’t have kids, still don’t want kids. Total cost was a $20 copay.

For some reason I had some pain during cauterization, which isn’t supposed to be possible, so maybe it was in my head. Other than that, no side effects.

I take lungs now, gills come next week.