Well no they discourage fast driving

Not really, or at least not with the fixed cameras. They encourage speeding as normal then harsh braking just before the camera then speeding again. Just watch traffic on the motorways when a temporary speed limit is imposed. People slow down for the gantries where there might be cameras mounted then floor it to the next gantry.

Average speed cameras are a better bet if you want to control speeding, but perhaps don’t make as much money.

Hulk’s brain is a smaller Hulk.

Melt the ice cube, boil the resulting water to evaporate it, collect the vapour in a condenser, refreeze it… boom!

State schools.

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Hold my deviated septum, I’m going in!

Is your brain wearing a shell suit as it does that?

Same. It just seems like a vulgar temple to money.

Any decent teacher will do 1 and 0 at the very beginning. It takes, like, 10 minutes and puts the tables into context.

Glad some good came of it, even it’s over 20 years later!

The 0 times table would like a word.

I don’t have one. I’m pure and innocent.

How am I expected to know which magic tricks each cult believes in?

Hmm. Turns out I’m bi.

You should have a word with yourself!

I can imagine.

“Hey, Lembot_0002, I got you something!”
“What, for me? Thanks, Lembot_0002!”
“Oh, this is amazing, Lembot_0002, I’ve always wanted one!”
“You’re welcome, Lembot_0002.”
“Love you!”
“Love you, too!”

I’d do the same.

You misunderstand me.

Once I’ve decided to sell they can wreck the joint if they want, just so long as the sale goes through quickly and easily.

Sure, it would be nice to think another family will raise their children and make it a happy family home, but all I’ll care about is the smooth transition of their cash to my bank account without fuss or drama.

The house I own now is set to become the place I’ve lived in the longest this year. But if I choose to sell then any emotional connection is done. So as a seller I’d go for the potential buyer who seems least likely to be a ballache. Someone who communicates well, turns up to viewings on time, just doesn’t seem like a flake, etc.

If they called that a full English they deserve to have their feet set on fire.

That’s just a starter.

You might want to check whether you’ve asked people about sandy arid expanses or puddings in your post title!

I don’t often have dessert 'cos I have no real sweet tooth so…