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Cake day: June 14th, 2023

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  • Better content.

    I think this might be the new Turing Test right here: If you can’t shitpost to the level of six-sided ursines, you’re not human.

    Realistically, it’s a counterprogramming game. Content farms either want to sell you something, or drive you in endless circles to make ad revenue. That inherently steers towards certain kinds of messaging, which have a distinct smell.

    When that’s the competition, the audience burns out. We all have our mental or technical block lists-- this site never actually delivers ehat it promises-- and they’ll grow over time.

    The content-farm only works for low stakes scenarios, where people don’t mind scrolling into an endless void. But that’s basically the web equivalent of turning on the TV and listening to the random sitcom noise while doing something else. For anything more important, the bloxklists go up and people still end up looking for real resources.








  • Back in the Windows 8 era, I bought a little 8" tablet PC from Dell. It was flaky from basically day 1, and after ~2 weeks it bricked entirely.

    I go to RMA and they ask “If we refund you $50, would you be willing to keep the unit? How about $75?”

    Admittedly, they did give me a refund, but that was so the wrong branch to follow on the chat script, honey. If I’m going to be out over three hundred dollars for a paperweight it better at least be made of something cool like meteorite.



  • I started with some UMSDOS-based “full X11 desktop in 5 floppies” distro on a 486, then went through Slackware, RedHat 5 with glibc breakage, actually bought a SuSE boxed set in the 7.x era, mostly stuck with Slackware unril I realized I wanted stuff like Steam and perhaps some degree of dependency resolution is nice. Bounced off of Arch (the AUR is a terrible concept IMO) and ended up on Void, which gives me Slackware-like vibes, but a little more built for broadband instead of CD images. Been trying Debian Sid latrly, just because I put it on my new laptop and I figured I’d go consistent, but I’m not sure I’m sold. Everything works, but even for an “unstable”, the packages are dated and I dislike systemd on principle.




  • I sort of understood the premise for chain-of-custody style use cases, but the other side of the coin is that these usually, or always, have a final arbiter of validity. Typically it’s a court system or an end purchaser who decides if the data is valid.

    For example, an obvious use case is “record a will or deed on the blockchain, cryptographically signed and timestamped, to eliminate any disputes about ownership.” Except the same problem is trivially solved by a scheme where I could register my will/deed with the legal system itself, which is already pretty good at storing documents, and no need to cart around a big, heavy blockchain. Most of the problems in that space come from spotty, inconsistent record keeping (why aren’t these documents centrally registered in the US?) and more centralization solves them.

    That’s why the fixation on decentralization is often a waste. I suspect the real appeal is fear of human institutions. A banking or legal system subject to laws and social norms might refuse to honour the documents you file, but soulless decentralized code will dance as it’s told to. For example, I could imagine wiring a smart contract triggered to irrevocably pay on the event of someone’s death, while writing “hitman fees” in the memo of a paper cheque probably raises a few eyebrows at the bank.







  • Okay, this typo needs to become a direct-to-streaming movie.

    So we open on the usual cyberpunk future. Worldbuilding scenes establish that Chinese brain implants are favoured because they’re cheap, they work, and they’re repairable. A popular model offers auxillary memory to get everyone’s neopronouns right.

    Various Western nations get all panicky and paranoid, waiting for Xi’s-head-in-a-jar-atop-a-500-metre-Gundam to do something with them. Surely the Big Mind Control Button is right next to the Big Communism Button. We see invasive scans at border crossings and forcible internment; a B-plot involves a character dying from mandated removal surgery and exchange. Turns out nobody can afford Western augmentations, and they’re made with General Motors quality anyway.

    The main story gets kickstarted by the surprise synchronized mass murder of landlords across Manhattan, now a Nevada Limited Liability Corporation. Joe Biden, serving his 17th term as an AI hosted on a Commofore 128, orders the war machines to spool up, as this was clearly coordinated foreign-brand mass terrorism of doom. Just waiting on a suitable piece of evidence to pull the trigger and start WWIII. Cue frantic law enforcement chewing scenery interspersed with comic terror as the characters start to panic over everyone and everything that wss ever within 3000km of Beijing. After the obligatory dead ends and viloence, the stock white-coat nerd character walks out of the crime lab and technobabbles thst the implants did nothing. The killers developed class consciousness all by themselves.