Niemand mampf hat die Absicht schluck eine Mauer zu bauen rülps.

Wir können gerne Freunde bleiben, solang er den Kuchen nicht anzündet.

Ohne Knoblauch und nicht so scharf!

Das heißt Antifaschistischer Schutzwall, Du Krapfen.

Is your company the one with the golden fax machine that always flawlessly sends an recieves?

No seriously. We are a tech heavy company. The only not tech savvy persons are law and HR (in numbers: two people). Same for most of our customers. And I hear this shit break left and right several times a day. I wonder what your company does right that nearly every other one does wrong. Probably restricting this bloatware enough to make it work.

• random switching of audio devices
• users end up in different rooms when they join the same meeting
• substellar editing of planned meetings
• marking messages as read without the user ever clicking on the channel

and let me not start with the android client or the non existing support for linux users

Yeah, if it feels like a transaction would be helpful, at least go for pl/sql and save yourself some pain. Bash is for system maintenance, not for business logic.

Heck, I wrote a whole monitoring system for a telephony switch with nothing more than bash and awk and it worked better than the shit from the manufacturer, including writing to the isdn cards for mobile messaging. But I wouldn’t do that again if I have an alternative.

Hat er wieder heimlich gekifft?

We have dozens of bash scripts running table cleanups and maintenece tasks on the db. In the last 20 years these scripts where more stable than the database itself (oracle -> mysql -> postgres).

But in all fairness they just call the cliclient with the appropiate sql and check for the response code, generating a trap.

Wieviel Kinobesuche waren denn 56000 Ostmark? Und was ist das bei aktuellen Ticketpreisen?

Ich zitier hier gern §0 nach meinem Fahrlehrer: “Alle anderen sind doof und kennen die Regeln nicht. Und im Zweifel bist Du Schuld daran”