This pleases me.

I hope all of these price-gouging motherfuckers see their worst sales declines since 2020. Bastards.

Buncha goddamn crooks.

I press the red button and end it all.

Approval ratings don’t matter anymore.

You’re welcome.

Abso-fucking-lutely.

I was lucky to have money to invest at the right time when the markets crashed in 2008 and 2020, when stocks could be had at a 90% discount. As a result I was able to pay off my student loans and put a down payment on my residence with the profits, just by being willing to wait a few years for the market to recover.

I’d go back to the day of my birth and smother myself. I have a good life but wouldn’t mind having not existed to begin with.

Agreed.

The wealthy and powerful sadly have always and will always have a preferential justice system.

Yup. The irony wasn’t lost on us either.

Here in the US, whether or not you succeed in life can be largely determined by your zip code of birth.

Seems pretty unfair to me.

I was nine.

Also went a step further and realized ghosts, god, and in general things we’re told exist but can’t see are mostly fake too.

True, but they could just decide to ignore homeless people like most of the US and other capitalist countries have, but they didn’t.

Finland only has approximately 1000 willfully homeless people. I’d call that solving the crisis.

Haha, it’s all good.

Hey now, don’t knock our infrastructure. KC’s in good shape and we even have free public transportation.

I honestly don’t know. That’s just what I saw. Maybe they were running from it.

It’s wild to consider until you realize that several European cities have literal pee stations on walking paths and it’s not weird to whip it out and do your business completely uncovered.

It’s great fun. I hope you like it as much as I do.

A few.

I was in San Juan once and, walking back to my cruise ship, saw a van jump a curb, slam into a police vehicle, and then the driver hopped out and jumped off the pier into the ocean.

The first time I visited Los Angeles and saw literal garbage piled 2-3 feet high on public sidewalks. In the days after I saw the tent cities. (I’m from Kansas City, where garbage is very well managed and tent cities are a rarity.)

I once saw a very tall, dark shape in the woods getting chased by cows. It might have been Bigfoot. It might have been a bear or a deer that reared up on its hind legs. It was too far away for me to say for sure.

Nope.

I only have it so people from other roller derby leagues can get in contact with me. That’s the only reason.

It’s really not.

There are so many ways to invest smart. Hell, it’s legal for congresspeople to insider trade (like Nancy Pelosi, Ted Cruz, and others) and there are whole-ass ETF’s you can invest in that just follow those legislators’ investments so you can piggyback on their trades.

Gambling is for people with no patience to read or wait for a return. That’s the long and short of it.