We also can’t ignore the possibility of his progeny running for office…

You just made me throw up so hard.

Atheists should be more chill and agnostic…

That is exactly what you said.

Are we really sure it is a human being?

… but a lot of older people really struggle with them, so they’re widely hated by boomers that want things to be like the 80’s again.

In my experience it’s not that older people are struggling with it. It’s that Walmart has 300 self checkout kiosks but only two are open and the line for a regular register is almost out of the premises.

And the CVS self checkout always ends up confusing itself and constantly yelling at you to place the item in the bagging area.

Motherfuckers, I don’t even watch CNN. What the fuck is going on today? Sony raising PS plus prices to ridiculous levels and now this. Fuck CNN. Fuck MAX!

Well goodbye PS plus it was nice while it lasted. Jesus Christ why does every fucking service have to enshitify? Why goddamnit?!

Where we are going we don’t need eyes sphincters.

Stupid out of touch billionaires.

I ocne raed taht as lnog as the frist and lsat lteter of the wrod is in thier proepr plcae the brian will reocgnize the wrod. Myabe taht wlil wrok.

And it’s Thighwan as well you uncouth heathens.

Not a joke.

Yeah, but what if the fire pit was illegally placed in your yard?

Everything is a fucking grift in Russia. Goddamn.

Let them eat cake.

Didn’t a person die because of these? Maybe Abbot needs to be extradited to Mexico to face murder charges. I’m just sayin.

The world needs to figure out how to put China in its place.

I think this could make a great movie!

Despite the hardware-side integration, you still need to use three separate apps to control the electronics: the Ring app for the video doorbell, the Yale app for the Yale Assure SL door lock, and the M-PWR app for the door itself (including the lighting and the door sensor).

$4,000 -$7,000 dollars and I have to use three different apps.

I saw one on fire about two months ago. If Hell were real, these battery fires would be the portals.

How rich do these people think we are?