There is no chicken

They’re not waving at you. They’re waving at the Jeep.

Because boobs

Lemmy is God

Epstein didn’t kill himself.

The Chiefs should change their name to The Swifties.

There’s a bathroom on the right.

Springtime for Hitler

What Taylor wants, Taylor gets.

Max Headroom becomes reality.

Santa is real.

Good boys and girls don’t exist.

Rolls-Royces, Crypto, And Dodgy Stock Bets

That’s a funny way to spell cocaine and hookers.

Floridaman: “Wut?”

I like my girls like my cheese.
Fat-free American singles only

It’s just sleeping.

The moon landing was faked.

NASA got Kubrick to direct, and being a perfectionist, he insisted they shoot on location.

Anything by the Ramones

Hakuna Mavodka - It means no memories.

Oktoberfest beers are the best beers.

Bring on the fluggegecheimen!