Bojangles

France just happened to get nuked by the English at that very moment. It was unrelated to the helium situation

“Please, Mr. Hands was my father. Call me Geoff”

Why stop at breathing it in when you can rub it on your face. Foreskin skin cream is a real thing. Where else do you think all these baby foreskins go?

Bird flu? Yeah, they tend to do that?

Zeig einfach ein bisschen Zivilcourage und lass dich überfahren. Man will den kleinen ja ein gutes Vorbild sein

The word EmuDeck made me do a double take

I feel the problem with pants isn’t weight related, since that’s honestly neglectable with clothing, but with how they put constricting pressure on your waist.

I loved it when I wore overalls at my old job, it felt like I was being naked, while also having soooo many pockets

Haie sind tatsächlich extrem glatt. Ich sitze gerade auf einem Hai und kann mich kaum auf seinem glatten Rücken festhalten

I’ve recently had a similar discussion on why orange ice cream isn’t that popular, but exists in form of water ice

Our conclusion was that acidic flavors, like orange and apple just aren’t good combined with cream, instead being better served as a sorbet

But he did have two sisters, which makes this post a lot weirder

Nah, they launched an expedition there in '04 and found out that Mexico is, in fact, a real place

Somewhat related, there’s a notable decrease in gang violence un Mexico whenever a new Dragon Ball movie gets released

Quick question, is this a tax deductible donation? The IRS won’t answer my emails on this

https://xkcd.com/2650/

[…] the next you see whole rivers covered in plastic waste flowing out into the ocean from certain countries.

Which is why they’re working on exactly that

Not just math but actual maths

That’s like math^2

Ich im echten Leben: “Gewalt find uch eigentlich gar nicht so geil”

Ich in Kreuzzügler Könige: “Cool, wenn ich zwei meiner drei Söhne gefangen nehm und sie permanent blende, kann ich mein Reich zusammen halten, ohne meine Schwester-Frau töten zu müssen”

Nerd Brille auf Gemüse ist kein botanischer sondern eher eine kulinarischer Begriff, daher können Pilze als Gemüse angesehen weren

Ach, das war einer von diesen Aldi mit Drive-In Bahnhof? Ja, die sieht man mittlerweile immer mehr