I have a friend who is too beautiful (and unfortunately meek) for her own good, attracting stalker types with horrifying regularity. This is a great change.

Probably dumped them. Guess I could be worse…

No, it’s your opinion.

I love this movie and have seen it many times, but I’m not sure rewatching it makes it all that much different. Do you have any examples to share?

Just FYI, the striped pole attached to the hydrant is so it can be found under snow.

Given the way it is portrayed on the news, I thought it already was practically leveled. Or does this mean extra leveled? Like salt the earth.

It appears to just be in the sink, but fine droplets can travel farther than you would think.

It’s better not to rinse chicken before cooking. Droplets can contaminate nearby surfaces.

Your lungs have a best buy date. Good luck! Oh, and your new pancreas? Fuggetaboutit.

All these years, I’ve been expecting China to kick off World War III, and here we are now with it looking like it’ll be Russia or Israel. That’s not to say China’s not still in the running, but how things have changed.

I am, but I probably shouldn’t be. My organs are…not in the best shape.

“Vibe” is just a regular noun.

Thrift shops and used furniture stores. Buying a quality piece of furniture second-hand is the only way to get it for a good price.

Lucky. I’ve only had that happen once, but I’ve got shipped a bad motherboard twice over the years.

She’s got nothing on Weird Al Yankovic. Or Bjork, but I wouldn’t call much of her music pop.

I prefer to live in the middle of nowhere(ish) aside from the conservative culture which inevitably comes with it. I also like walkable city areas. I completely hate anything in between.

I don’t know if I could ever deal with (American) upstairs neighbors again in my life. The percentage of inconsiderate people meeting the percentage of multi-family housing with basically no soundproofing is a recipe for sleeplessness and rage.

For anyone else who sees the title and wonders, “WTF is a Citadel cadet?”, the article does not say.

That is practically the perfect example of a good act which is also an act of harm reduction.

Mr Giuliani valued his home in Palm Beach at $3.5m in previous court filings.

Right, because living somewhere that doesn’t cost millions of dollars equals being homeless.

Go rent a trailer home, Rudy.