Looks like it was done using the spline tool.

I’m so happy to see this that I’m willing to ignore the misused “POV”.

No, that would be totally reckless. They probably just used the soda bottle to prop up one end of the neutron reflector.

The main reason is that the number of electoral votes for each state is not proportional to it’s population. Some states get significantly more electoral votes per capita than others. So if you win the disproportionally-large states, you can lose the popular vote but win the majority of electoral votes.

I’ll allow it.

I tighten both screws. With an impact driver. And a dab of LocTite for good measure.

MacBook Air club represent!

The most enthusiastic voter still only gets one vote.

Bold of you to assume that his party won’t pick him again in 2028 just because of a little dementia.

Don’t let anybody tell you you’re not humpable, because you’re bumpable, I hope this doesn’t make you feel uncomfortable.

“like a dipSHYIT”

The fake crises he invents all sound like cheesy horror movies:

“convicted illegal alien murderers on the loose”

“cannibal zombie vampires from outer space”

Straight out of the fascist playbook; invent a boogyman that most reasonable people would dislike, promote violence and discrimination against this boogyman, then color all your opponents as boogymen.

And you sir, are you ready to receive my limp ballot?

What a little shit.

The fact that billionaires hate her tells me she’s doing a good job.

There’s also the email that could’ve been a “man-up and make this inconsequential decision by yourself, Dave”

I regularly take essential oils to flush the toxins from my vagus nerve. (/s just in case)

What is the charge? Eating an onion? A succulent sea onion?

I just quit my job, gave away all my money, and burned my birth certificate. Am I doing longevity right?