That’s funny, I used to know an Italian with crabs.

Of course, that’s what estrogen does.

It’s surprising the 90’s didn’t give us a “Speed on a plane” flick. Or did they?

There’s Air Force One, I guess. And there’s probably a Steven Seagal plane movie.

Save the earth

Do coke

Fun fact: the standard qwerty layout was made to slow typewriter typing down by putting common keys off the home row and apart from each other. This was done to prevent the little key arm thingies from colliding and jamming when typing quickly.

EDIT: Apparently this is not a fact

Finally some good fucking news.

Pass the joint, bud.

Congrats you invented Rugby 2

Yeah, I had the same problem. Felt like it never fully healed.

I had one ring for about ten years and I don’t think it was ever noticeable through a t-shirt unless I pointed it out.

More like pootato

As a Canadian you should be more concerned with muskeg.

Ew no. They’re going to taste like silicone and suncreen I bet.

Haven’t seen it but the third Ginger Snaps movie takes place in colonial Quebec, I think.

Not quite a werewolf movie but there’s a Wolfman movie starring Benicio del Toro too.

We should all apply with fake resumes and clog their HR.

This sounds like the start of a prophecy.

I’m not into that but if that’s what my friends want I’ll enjoy it.

That’s such a classic, perfect joke.

Pizza Peacemaker. If you’re with a bunch of people with varying tastes and want to order pizza, you open the app and pass your phone around. Each person in turn puts in what they like and how much they want to eat. At the end the app tells you what you should order and how you should split the bill.

Wow, this one’s new to me.