I’d impeach you, but it makes me hard

Blumpkin Blimpson is an amazing name

Big “thathappened” energy

Because he knows his stupid fucking followers will believe anything

It is. Source: We’ve had the same issues for years, but never get any time allotted to fix them.

I didn’t read it because I am illiterate

I mean, technically, anything can go a lifetime without water.

Trump will get elected, claim that fixing the pipes is wasteful government spending, and cancel the whole plan.

How do you spot a Linux user?

Don’t worry, they’ll tell you

Most of those are tiny gripes, and to be honest I don’t care at all about most of them. The OS looks nice, runs well, and is pretty painless. That’s all I want in an OS.

More windows hate circlejerk.

Just upgraded to windows 11 and really like it. What’s so shit about it?

That’s how I feel during code review sometimes. Looking over someone’s code who is clearly way more experienced than me is interesting

Elon is so fucking useless.

No because they are fear mongering

Whelp, we’re fucked. Get ready for project 2025. This country is done.

Don’t be like the right. They claim everything is fake. We are better than that

I, too, will be doing nothing

Wife makes coffee by crushing beans with a rolling pin

You’re really selling me on Linux. Sounds like a nightmare

“Hmm, your BMI seems a little high. Please exit the Twinky aisle immediately”