I’m not ashamed to admit I want to play it

Poop

Just mostly dead

He’s not suggesting to put that $554 under your mattress. He means to put it in some sort of retirement account, where that sweet sweet compounding interest goes to work.

And everything is orange

Blandpa

Me not knowing much about you often lends itself to me liking you more.

Stop already, I’m married.

ALLEADGEDLY

You’ve got Doc Ock but no Doc Doom?

Yes! This is exactly what i thought of!

@[email protected] here’s the OP confirmation

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No no no no noooo noooo no oh ohh ohh ohhhh YES!

Did you omit the leap years when a year is divisible by 100 (but not 400)?

Hanlon’s Razor

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hanlon's_razor?wprov=sfla1

I thought they smelled bad on the outside

Uh yeah…yeah just like that. Can you imagine?

Don’t forget literally and figuratively

person with the initials DP has left the chat crying

Stupid-ass star or stupid ass-star? Because there is a difference 😅