I call bullshit.

It’s weird no one has mentioned, but never wear a condom.

Caretaker for my father. Lots of poop.

Also still paying my dues to the electrical union. That was a dirty AF job. Miss it a bunch, tho.

Removed by mod

Hopefully AI will help aid social skills at some point.

Thank God you made this comment. I thought I was alone.

I use it for porn too. But I joined a site that makes it very easy to do. Super fun, but the initial rush has worn off. Still pretty rewarding, tho.

Yes, just like if Trump raped someone, he would lose my vote.

Oh my bad, did I just “whataboutism?”

Lower back went out

My three haven’t gotten the memo, I guess.

He/she already tried.

Headshots in video games.

I got to disagree with the “learn the language and customs” thing. I live (also born and raised) in one of the most culturally diverse cities in America: Germantown, Maryland. I couldn’t be prouder, and I also couldn’t care less if you don’t speak English.

Be yourself. You are welcome here.

Dignity

It posts like this that motivate me to read all of the comments on the hexbear posts. Straight entertainment

Both of you stfu

Becoming a federal felon.

Bussy

It’s holes and poles, my man.

Buried.

Banger after banger

The people that made money investing in Tesla. I have a friend that made a ton of of Elon. But I’m a good boy, and bite my tongue about it.