My god, my kitchen’s awesome!

Oooh let me hulk out and then we could play “hide the zucchini”

Who are you calling a pervert?!
Now put shoe on head while petting a dildo

Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious

But I believe I speak for the male gender when we are frustrated about the orgasm assymetry

Make it intresting , 100$ , areola only, no nip.
Watch them all lose , you would be rich.

No, the most important part of this picture is the GREENARY that will slowly fade away if we won’t SAVE THE PLANET.

Also, nice bod

Be honest, are you still using the warming functionality of that rail?

** insert obligatory dirty joke about cream in the coffee here **

Well, according to Quentin Tarantino, you just confirmed yourself not being a german.

I’ll just drop it here

I could have focused on your body… but I’m like… nah

Nah nah nah nah nah nah nah
BATMAN!

Catching with a comically large net or are we talking about a fun game of “Tag you’re it”?

Then open the doors and let us judge for ourselves.
Personally I think those double doors closetes provide pretty good shelving solution, w/ folded Ts and jeans on the right and maybe dresses on the left

Did you like… punched the wall behind you?
Or are you living in an earthquake zone?

And I’m curious how many fingers you’re holding behind your back…

Some questions weren’t meant to be answered I guess.

Show us your titsattoo. Yeah the tattoo.
Also , what’s the story behind the ring?

Wow so many demands… wait let me write it down…

• Push face
• Pound holes
• Hear groan
• Drill
• Streach holes

Jesus babe, can’t we just play mario kart today?

I want you… to tell me how you keep those perls so white! What’s your dental routine?

Well it looks like if I put a tiny mars rover on your right boob and guide it toward the nipple - it would look like (from the rover perspective) it was entering the colloseum from a side entry.