Your friend should just buy a vibrator. Or 50 at the price of this knife.

Your friend is a pervert. I like them.

I will never know

50% less Newtons of force applied downwards as you cut through your food

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It vibrates at an ultrasonic resonance so you can cut a whopping 50% lighter.

I bought one to keep in my Tesla Truck full of Ouya consoles.

Kids growing up today will never know

It’s funny that the author chose to use Tony Soprano in their article, because one of my favorite quotes from that show was when Tony said, “Remember when is the lowest form of conversation.”

Kids growing up today have a different childhood and will have their own “Remember when” on the internet.

Now everyone is lip-syncing all the time on TikTok, except there is no joy, no spontaneity, only endlessly choreographed offerings to the almighty algorithm.

Why are you on TikTok then? I agree with the author. Yes, the algorithms in social media and platforms like YouTube and Spotify are predatory, invasive, and manipulative. The internet used to be more compartmental. But the honest truth is that you don’t have to be there.

Mourn your stupid memes from 2010 in the woods as you walk through and actually gain something from an experience. Join a sports league, club, or social group.

Fuck algorithms, fuck screens, fuck data collection. Go the fuck outside and stop whining about how the internet was 15 years ago.

Not only do bumblebees have stingers, they can sting multiple times without dying like honeybees.

I was thinking it would be terrifying. Also think about how bad bee stings hurt when they’re small. I imagine a bee. The size of a cat would give you something similar to a bullet wound.

SHOTS FIRED

Holy shit, it actually exists. It’s called “Down for Love”.

But you could end up on a Netflix dating show, so that’s cool.

“I thought I was autistic. It turns out I’m retarded.”

Will you put this screenshot of a 28 business names and their corresponding websites into an Excel file for me?