Yep that’s the joke, although I should probably have made it more obvious given that it’s the internet and there are real people who probably post this sort of stuff sincerely.

Haha science takes more faith to believe in than my religion.

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Be wary of ranger danger on the road especially during the holiday period.

This was the last push I needed to pick up Ball X Pit. I’ll tell my family I can see them next Christmas instead.

I’d ban you, because you’re silly.

I used to prioritise GoG but now I just use Steam for the Linux support personally. If that’s not important to you it mostly comes down to whether you mind the inconvenience of multiple stores.

Been hoping for the controller for so long. The other stuff looks amazing too, I have an OG vive so I’ll probably get the VR headset as well. Very hyped! Just hope it’s all available in my region in launch, they sell the steam deck here so fingers crossed.

I really hope that more people can experience this. People complementing me in the gym definitely inspired me to pay it forward despite my shyness recently and I’m going to try and do more of it.

I feel like this isn’t that unrealistic to be honest. I’ve been training for a few years and had multiple strangers comment positively and out of the blue on my training. I’m nothing special either, I think there are just nice people out there.

I like to say that using Vim turns editing into an optimisation puzzle. That will either sound super fun to you in which case you’ll probably love it or it will sound like a nightmare in which case maybe it’s not for you.

I hate having outstanding updates for no real logical reason and it annoys me so much to go into the downloads screen and regularly queue up updates for the way too many games I have installed.

Mirror’s Edge

When you aren’t feeling that async energy but you still get a callback.

{
  "false": "ok"
}

Uhh, I mean this pragmatic workaround

That’s where the phrase “saved by the bell” comes from isn’t it? Because they used to do this with a bell attached to a rope that the person could ring.

You should, please take care of yourself.

Oh boy, you’re going to regret that later.

We call it a shit sandwich here

I didn’t expect the FP inquisition.