Vaal Hazak may not be that far behind

This feels like a poor response to the “would you rather be alone in the woods with a man or a bear” social profiler. “Yeah but that bear is fat, would you really want to be mauled by a fat bear instead of violated and gaslit by an aLpHa MaLe?!”

Umm, that’s actually fire

Not me misreading “human feces” as “human faces” 💀

Nice try but this is clearly not Loss

By Jove, lest mine eyes deceive, these maths be not so mathnificent

Earth’s atmosphere is an ocean of gas. The ocean is an atmosphere of liquid. Words are made up.

Colorado markedly absent as most people polled were likely from elsewhere and as such brought their own vernacular