Urethra Franklin
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Urethra Franklin@startrek.websiteto Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•You ain't stabbing anyone with this shit11·2 years agoASK YOUR MAMA HOW LIGHT IT IS, FAT BOY! WOOOOO!
Strawberry Kwik, man…
Don’t worry, I’ve been following his simple minded, tone deaf train of thought for several posts.
He’s too busy posting to respond (rather than replying to discuss) to remember to cup the balls.
Urethra Franklin@startrek.websiteOPto Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•His favorite musical is Jesus Christ: Supercar2·2 years agoAlways glad to be of service.
Urethra Franklin@startrek.websiteOPto Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Something's fishy about religion...3·2 years agoIf one of your sins is gluttony, wouldn’t you eat the walls?
EDIT: Might work for someone legitimately suffering Celiac Disease.
Urethra Franklin@startrek.websiteOPto Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Valentine's Day is Wednesday.28·2 years agoThe larger issue is people think there are really girls on the internet.
Urethra Franklin@startrek.websiteOPto Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•I got my date at the family reunion...2·2 years agoOEDIPUS HAS ENTERED THE CHAT
Urethra Franklin@startrek.websiteto politics @lemmy.world•Lauren Boebert mocked by Colorado newspaper cartoon for polling disaster3·2 years agoI swear, the country would be healed if Hunter Biden would sleep with Boebert.
Urethra Franklin@startrek.websiteto Technology@lemmy.world•Music Piracy Is Back, BabyEnglish4·2 years agoI agree conceptually. Experientially, I would say losing housing (legally occupied or not) is far more dramatic and life changing than being inconvenienced over the loss of a torrent tracker.
Source: In my drinking, I’ve found myself homeless (due to choices I made, no doubt). Wildly, losing access to torrents (which I’ve also done) is somewhat less consequential than being on the streets.
Urethra Franklin@startrek.websiteto Technology@lemmy.world•Music Piracy Is Back, BabyEnglish1·2 years agoA/s/l?
Urethra Franklin@startrek.websiteto Technology@lemmy.world•Music Piracy Is Back, BabyEnglish4·2 years agoWhat about a EWE?
Bert and Ernie?
Oscar and Gil?
Urethra Franklin@startrek.websiteto Mildly Infuriating@lemmy.world•Our new slow cooker came in three boxes.English2·2 years agoIt’s a major award!
Urethra Franklin@startrek.websiteto Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•What is a nifty little feature modern gadgets have lost?2·2 years agoWell. Now we know what kind of porn Uncle Sam is into.
Urethra Franklin@startrek.websiteto No Stupid Questions@lemmy.world•How do I stop hating children?3·2 years agoHow would you know? You’re sleeping.
Urethra Franklin@startrek.websiteto Memes@lemmy.ml•She was right in 1992, the Catholic Church is still filled with pedophiles.6·2 years agoWilliam Shatner, is that you?
Urethra Franklin@startrek.websiteto Technology@lemmy.world•Windows 10 end of life could prompt torrent of e-waste as 240 million devices set for scrapheapEnglish2·2 years agoThis genuinely made me snicker.
S Tier, sir!