I am an expert in all knight chess. And black has the advantage.

Now all we need is a BuzzFeed style quiz to tell use which chess house we fall into.

Jesus Fucking Christ what are you fucking stupid? Read the god damn pinned mod comment on every post on r/chessbegginers, read the god damn wiki, read the god damn info button that pops up on chess.c0m, here’s a thought just google it your god damn self. What do you think you’re the first person in fucking history to experience this “weird pawn move?” You must be fucking stupid because it was only invented back in 1561. But I’m sure you thought “oh wow I know chess.c0m is a company valued in the hundreds of millions but I’m sure me, 100 ELO shit tier chess beginner, has found a bug in their program.” It boggles my god damn mind that you just blindly post your stupid fucking questions on reddit without trying to research them first. Because you must be the first person in fucking history to ever experience a problem, and logically reddit, the source of all fucking factual information, is the only god damn place you can look for an answer. So here’s a fucking thought the next time you’re about to make a god damn post stop and google e-n p-a-s-s-a-n-t.

I completely disagree. B and c should be swapped.

White needs to mount a classic crusade.

Lol imagine bragging about or getting paid for programming a game invented in the middle ages.

Can elo go negative?

Who can actually think ahead 2 moves anyway?

“but my property value!” -s

I hate when my opponent launches a proxy way in South East Asia. It just wastes time and money. At least with the mutually assured destruction gambit we feel like we did something.

You also cannot promote to pawn. So the real message is you can’t be yourself.

I have managed to find a checkmate in 0. It is hard to explain but this is actually quantum checkmate.

You should only F pawns with consent.

Stand ability: trap opponent in a chess game. Stand weakness: never able to have an intimate relationship.

In Gemini’s defense it delivered what the user asked for. If OP wanted specific dimensions they should have said so.

baptize me with your holy water father

I never have to worry about endgames because I just blunder my queen and resign in the first few moves.

The child was born on leap day if that makes you feel better.

This is actually chess 0.0.2 in 0.0.1 and 0.0.0 Garry only had black squares. 0.0.2 was revolutionary when it came out.

The Pawnook can move as far as it likes along any rank or file but can only attack the 4 squares directly diagonal to it. Special move: once the Pawnook reaches either the first of last rank it can choose to promote to a pawn or a rook.