You also cannot promote to pawn. So the real message is you can’t be yourself.

I have managed to find a checkmate in 0. It is hard to explain but this is actually quantum checkmate.

You should only F pawns with consent.

Stand ability: trap opponent in a chess game. Stand weakness: never able to have an intimate relationship.

In Gemini’s defense it delivered what the user asked for. If OP wanted specific dimensions they should have said so.

baptize me with your holy water father

I never have to worry about endgames because I just blunder my queen and resign in the first few moves.

The child was born on leap day if that makes you feel better.

This is actually chess 0.0.2 in 0.0.1 and 0.0.0 Garry only had black squares. 0.0.2 was revolutionary when it came out.

The Pawnook can move as far as it likes along any rank or file but can only attack the 4 squares directly diagonal to it. Special move: once the Pawnook reaches either the first of last rank it can choose to promote to a pawn or a rook.

Just remember: “you’re not a loser because you lost. You’re a loser because you play chess online” -my mom

In modern times many top players use the cheddar opening, with its multitude of continuations, like sharp, extra sharp, and smoked, it is great for high level play.

Have I been a bad pawn? I hope I didn’t blunder.

I would love for a queen to mate my back rank.

“But how will people get to work?”-s

Have you tried pacing around a little room?

That’s why I typically bring 2 cars when I go to Texas.

“safety” -s

Just once, I’d like to play chess without my mind being flooded with dripping veiny horse-man genitalia.

While he can turn off his laser vision I am going to go ahead and say he cannot turn off x-ray vision. Superman only identifies people based on skeletal structure.