For a pun like that you definitely need to try some Irn Bru as pennance!

Irn Bru!

Relevant xkcd

https://xkcd.com/1012/

Save the bees,

Plant more trees,

Punch Nazis.

Be Gay Do Crimes

The Trans kids can’t be harmed

If the Trans kids are armed.

There’s also the Crime Cats on Cara, they have some pretty snappy slogans.

https://cara.app/capybaras

Check out Radical Graffiti for some inspiration

https://linktr.ee/Radicalgraffiti

Maybe try Ian Bone, if you can track doen some of the old issues of Class War, or his autobiography Bash the Rich. He’s less academic and more violent and punk side of anarchism, but I’d say worth reading.

“And yet you participate in society”

Yeah, you’re not an Anarchist, categorically. But I do appreciate that the choice right now is between “Let’s kill all the minorities!” and “Let’s only kill a few minorities!” so I don’t begrudge anyone who does vote.

You wouldn’t download the means of production!