• SoyaSuki@lemmy.ml
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    Bad advice. Glas bottles can shatter inside and kill you. But with some practic and a whole lot of lube a melon is quite fun indeed 😊

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      Jokes on you, I saw a video of a lass saving a half empty glass bottle of chocolate milk up her fanny last night. Sure, it was only the neck, and it was for like barely any time at all, but still.

      I think it’s jars that you’re supposed to avoid.

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          Which one? The jar? Or the choccy milk?

          I don’t know how my instance is gonna be about me linking directly to pornhub, but, and I can’t stress this enough. If you are under 18, do not search for this. But. If you want to find it yourself

          spoiler

          She’s called area51freak, and the first half of ot is called fucking a bottle of chocolate milk.

          Do not question how I found it, I just randomly stumbled across it whilst bored.

          The Second one is one man one jar. I’m just gonna avoid linking that. Oh, actually, I saw an interview with that guy somewhere, but he was just like "yeah, I fuck glass bottles. They’re better than plastic. The incident in one man one jar was a complete accident, it was really interesting.

          My spoiler didn’t work. Am giving up with it

  • dill@lemmy.one
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    So much good stuff in this image

    • wicker basket dude
    • defeated look of the lady checking out
    • man’s villenous smile
    • literally everything is fruit vegetables and alcohol
    • seriously who tf brings a wicker basket to the store
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    1 year ago

    Unbelievable! It would seem the lowly checker is seated!! I am insulted!! /s

    But for real, I enjoy that this image may normalize humans sitting if and when they want to.

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    Rant incoming: I cannot tell you how many times I’ve tried to create a meme and the stock image has the logo all over it. Search for anything on google images (spaceship, boat, man smiling, etc) and you will get a ton of stock images with the stock image stamp of annoyance on it. /rant

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      I … Don’t see the problem with the stamp or watermark… That’s kinda the point for me to be honest.

      These pictures weren’t made for me, but I’ll use them to do what I want with them

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        It’s fine if it’s not an issue for you. But for me, if I’m creating something, I want the image itself to look as clean and HD as possible. For a lot of my memes, the joke is in the image editing itself.

        But all that is just my personal preference for my shit. The rant wasn’t meant as an attack