• CassowaryTom@lemmy.one
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    1 year ago

    I get it, but maybe dont post just to be posting? The internet misses you, but it will get along OK without you for a day or two while you think of something relevant to anything.

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      1 year ago

      You think I’m posting just to post?

      Tom, you deeply misunderstand.
      I post out of necessity.
      I post to fill the gargantuan void in my being, created by self-loathing and a massive inferiority complex.
      I post out of soul crushing boredom.
      I post for the respite my memes offer to millions of introverts, who would rather light themselves on fire, than attend another office meeting
      I post to shout into the abyss, and to tell it that it cannot have my soul, my creativity, or the surrender of my will just yet.

      but mostly…

      I post, just because I really, really like memes

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        1 year ago

        Oh shit. I would give you my usual “Sorry for being a dick, I had a few too many last night” but that was actually kind of inspiring. In this case I’m glad I drew something beautiful from tour soul by being a douche.