NASA shows off its first asteroid samples delivered last month by a spacecraft; the ancient black dust and chunks are from the carbon-rich asteroid named Ben...
I know that’s all factual, but it sounds like an Onion article.
“NASA Intern Steals Moon Rocks for Sexy Time”
Alleged thief @CubbyTustard stated, “I dunno. There were the rocks, and my girlfriend was horny. It just seemed like a good idea at the time. Ya know?”
I know that’s all factual, but it sounds like an Onion article.
“NASA Intern Steals Moon Rocks for Sexy Time”
Alleged thief @CubbyTustard stated, “I dunno. There were the rocks, and my girlfriend was horny. It just seemed like a good idea at the time. Ya know?”
Isn’t lunar regolith super sharp and abrasive? Of all the rocks to frolic naked on top of, moon rocks seem like they’d be near the bottom of the list.
@threelonmusketeers @shalafi
Depends what you’re in to
“this sex lube would be a lot better if it had sand in it”