Speaking of Nordic… When I was in college, the woman who organized the Medieval Enthusiasts club was over six feet tall, with golden hair to her hips. She would dress as a Scandinavian princess, when she wasn’t wearing armor. There were two categories of tourneys - foam weapons, or dull metal weapons and armor. She did the latter. (I wasn’t the combative sort - I was there for the costumes and the feasting.) Too bad she was already married.
Fake: OP was 5.1
Gay: All dwarves are male
*All dwarves grow beards, even the women
That’s e: 155cm and 150cm in normal units
General rule: add the digits and times by 30, and minus 30
- 5’1 = ((5+1)*30) - 30= 150cm
- 4’11 = ((4+11)*30) - 30 = 304cm
304 cm is 9’ 11".
Never forget
And yet here we are, 13 upvotes.
“Beauty is truth, truth beauty” ~ Bill Shakespeare
fahrenheight
I don’t do conversions from feeties and footies nearly enough to remember that
The math doesn’t check out anyways.
Just remember that an inch is 2,54 cm and there a dozen inches in a foot.
I’ll probbaly just google it
That is not 180cm, 180cm is about 6’ and the green text guy is 11 inches shorter than that, so probably around 155cm.
Whoops calculated for 5 feet 11 inches.
That one is a lot younger than the original though
Love me some windrose
Well, as a Dane I’m obligated to respect the hell out of every single part of that. I’m pretty sure it’s the law around here.
Quake Tournament 3?
Q’bert’s Torment III
This could be interpreted as a transmasc post :3
What does the second to last line translate to?
end up with cutie pi 4 foot, 11 inches (tall) redhead (partner)
Ah thanks, the “pi” component was what I was missing.
Same I thought it said
qt3
14
4’11
and I was like “this anon’s a pdf file?”
Qt version 3.14
At least she ain’t an Electron app
Yeah, that’s definitely some bad kerning
…look at this giant over here!..
Just a normal sized dwarf in a giant’s world
Am I misreading this or does it say a 14 year old girl?
You are misreading. 3.14 is approximately pi, so it’s supposed to read as cutie pie.
My first thought was “huh, quite the old version of Qt”
You’re misreading. The kerning is bad so it looks like there’s a space between the ‘.’ and ‘14’.
But it’s qt3.14 which is shorthand for cutie pie.
Gotta save space with those two characters
