I was 11, and handled the ‘samples’ at a BNFL booth (at an airshow) where a geiger counter was set up, it wasn’t til the demonstration guy returned and demonstrated to someone else how the coin-sized samples set off the counter that I realised it wasn’t a ‘self service’ type demonstration. The samples were labelled with their atomic symbol, and the most reactive samples were labelled as uranium (about 20mm diameter) and plutonium (about 5mm diameter). At the time I told myself they were likely fake, since leaving a plutonium sample lying around wouldn’t be very likely.
I’ve not died of radiation poisoning or cancer yet, but it’s only been 41 years.
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Just got to get to a blind curve or hill and hope there’s a turn off, not that I’ve ever done this of course, but it works
Wasn’t quite a teenager, maybe around 10 or 11. I wanted to make a “weed killer” concoction with my sister one day when we were home alone. So we hoarded together every cleaning solution we could find in the house and poured it into a bucket. I have no idea how we didn’t end up in a hospital.
The test patch of grass we used it on never grew grass ever again.
I made explosives with friends. We took it seriously and nobody got hurt. But sinthesis of HMTD is pretty dangerous (this is the thing you hear about when someone loses fingers in news).
Got head behind a semi truck and got caught by their dad and asked if he could drive me home 💀
Recently a video tape surfaced of my friends and I tazing each other for fun.
Yes, I lived in bumfuck Florida at the time.
Edit: typo
I’ve met some men from Florida before, but this is the first time I’m getting to meet the esteemed “Florida Man”
It’s truly an honor.
(My apologies if I’ve incorrectly assumed your gender, but I have a hunch about this one.)
Ah shit. No I can’t go by that moniker. It was the weirdest there. Now I’m crying alligator tears. I escaped to the west coast for a reason.
Ate some acid in the freshman dorms at university. Dorm room was like 250 sq ft. Ended up walking around town for hours while out of my fucking mind and somehow did not get lost or robbed and made it home for a hot shower.
Great experience looking back on it, but probably not one of my better choices.
Try playing super Mario Galaxy Wii while walking on a treadmill
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You can’t ask this and not give us yours.
But, I rode with drivers who had been smoking pot. Never did it myself, though.
You can’t ask this and not give us yours.
unfortunately i literally don’t have an interesting story like this (for a variety of reasons); the dumbest thing i probably ever did was technically trespass on an abandoned property in my neighborhood… but all the kids in the neighborhood did it without fanfare and eventually it got demolished and replaced by new development. not that interesting tbh
when I was 14 I spent the night at my bff’s house and snuck out with her. took a taxi to the next town over to this guy’s house (he was probably in his 20s) to smoke weed. this was back before it was legal and he answered the door with a gun. neither of us knew him at all but despite all this we went in and partied with him without incident. dude was paranoid as hell tho
I had a car with a removable sunroof. In the summer my friends and I would drive around throwing water balloons at passing cars. I am super surprised we never caused an accident. The only time we ever almost saw consequences was hitting someone in a convertable and then chasing us. Never caught us though.
Honorable mention was not something I did. My friends and I were skating in a city park after dark, and the cops saw us. My friend decided to run, while the rest of walked back to another friend’s car. Since my friend ran, they searched the car. They managed to not find the .22 in the trunk because the owner of the car did not keep it any kind of tidy.
I started smoking, thinking that it would help me lose weight. I wasn’t able to quit until I was in my 40s.
The most stupid thing as a teenager, was never doing anything stupid as a teenager, lol!
I was one of those sickeningly responsible kids and the peacemaker in my family, so I was constantly stressing myself out over this or that and doing the dreaded “right thing” all the time. It was incredibly stupid because I didn’t allow myself to just be a kid – I did that when I was around 30 actually… and man! I made up for it with bells on, trust me! 😂
Luke
We’d pour out a few bottles of rubbing alcohol somewhere with a “streak” back to where we were standing and then light it on fire. Basically catches ablaze for 5-10 seconds and then it’s gone, with minimal to no burning to stuff underneath. So obviously it’s not safe exactly. But we’d pull pranks with it. “Bro your bike is on fire, look!!”
