🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 2 days agoAnon is a fightersh.itjust.worksimagemessage-square202fedilinkarrow-up1572arrow-down119
arrow-up1553arrow-down1imageAnon is a fightersh.itjust.works🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 2 days agomessage-square202fedilink
minus-squareZron@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up4arrow-down1·18 hours agoSounds like you need a bigger gun for each hand. .500 Smith and Wesson in each hand aught to do it. Just make sure you land the first shot center mass, cause by the third you’re gonna be shooting at planes. You will no longer have wrists, of course, but that is a small price to pay for victory.
minus-squarebillwashere@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·18 hours agoI have actually shot a .480 ruger. I think I’ll pass on the .500. The gorilla won’t need to do anything because I will have already offed myself trying to shoot those things one handed.
Sounds like you need a bigger gun for each hand.
.500 Smith and Wesson in each hand aught to do it.
Just make sure you land the first shot center mass, cause by the third you’re gonna be shooting at planes.
You will no longer have wrists, of course, but that is a small price to pay for victory.
I have actually shot a .480 ruger. I think I’ll pass on the .500. The gorilla won’t need to do anything because I will have already offed myself trying to shoot those things one handed.