• Blackmist@feddit.uk
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    2 days ago

    “Can we jazz it up a bit?”

    This is a real request from a real manager. They have played us for absolute fools.

    • slappypantsgo@lemm.ee
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      1 day ago

      My favorite was to make it “crisp”. My boss was sympathetic when I joked about it being “crispy and delicious” but he still acted like we basically should have known what that means.