• Letstakealook@lemm.ee
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    11 days ago

    I think the DOJ needs to investigate how exactly the police in Texas have been using dildos in the performance of their duties…

    • ᴇᴍᴘᴇʀᴏʀ 帝@feddit.ukM
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      11 days ago

      “Come out with your hands up or we send in the dildos!”

      Suddenly the kidnappers realised they’d brought guns to a dildo fight and surrendered.