PhilipTheBucket@ponder.cat to And Finally...@feddit.uk · 5 months agoTexas Prevents People From Owning More Than 6 Dildos. Now Lawmakers Want to Ban Sex Toys at Walmart.www.xatakaon.comexternal-linkmessage-square109fedilinkarrow-up1288arrow-down13cross-posted to: [email protected]
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minus-squareAstridWipenaugh@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up78·5 months agoIs there a limit on total footage? Does a double ended dildo count as two? Is a Christmas tree of dicks ok since it’s more than 6, but is Christian?
minus-squareZombiepirate@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up24·5 months agoNeed to go candelabra style with them all attached at the base.
minus-squaremosiacmango@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up20·5 months agoThey just need to add a way to mount it to a gun and then its not a dildo, its a gun accessory.
minus-squareCypher@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up10·5 months agoWell that’s one way to finally make Republicans upset about school shootings… maybe
minus-squareagentshags@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up8·5 months agoSounds like an interesting bump stock
minus-squaresmeg@feddit.uklinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·5 months agoYou mean like the one from Eurotrip?
minus-squareSergio@slrpnk.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·5 months agoLike a swiss-army knife. (the AI refuses to render this.)
minus-squaresepi@piefed.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·5 months agoThat’s why we will always need human artists
minus-squareabcd@feddit.orglinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·5 months agoWe need a global network of connected dildos. I propose to call it „Interdildo“
minus-squareremer@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up14·5 months agoDoes a straw have two holes or one hole?
minus-squareᴇᴍᴘᴇʀᴏʀ 帝@feddit.ukMlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·5 months agoYes, and don’t forget to give your granny a kiss next time you visit.
minus-squareover_clox@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up9·5 months agoI dunno, are the Christmas tree dicks circumcised?
minus-squaregift_of_gab@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·5 months agoI assume a menorah of dildos is out.
Is there a limit on total footage? Does a double ended dildo count as two? Is a Christmas tree of dicks ok since it’s more than 6, but is Christian?
Need to go candelabra style with them all attached at the base.
They just need to add a way to mount it to a gun and then its not a dildo, its a gun accessory.
Well that’s one way to finally make Republicans upset about school shootings… maybe
Sounds like an interesting bump stock
Hump stock
You mean like the one from Eurotrip?
Like a swiss-army knife. (the AI refuses to render this.)
That’s why we will always need human artists
We need a global network of connected dildos. I propose to call it „Interdildo“
Does a straw have two holes or one hole?
Straws have one hole.
Is your mouth and anus one hole?
Yes, and don’t forget to give your granny a kiss next time you visit.
Yes
I dunno, are the Christmas tree dicks circumcised?
I assume a menorah of dildos is out.