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"no" banana@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 5 months ago

How about yours?

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"no" banana@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 5 months ago
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  • BudgetBandit@sh.itjust.works
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    5 months ago

    Try this

  • Venator@lemmy.nz
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    It’s probably because your shoes are too pointy. We should all stop wearing pointy shoes, we aren’t fooling anyone, we don’t ride horses everywhere…

    • "no" banana@lemmy.worldOP
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      But pointy shoes are my sign of celibacy.

  • Snot Flickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    I have plenty of space between my toes, my tongue fits perfectly in my mouth, I can breathe freely through both nostrils, and my eyes sit comfortably in my skull behind big, heavy eyelids. Gosh darn it I love breathing manually. Deep calming breaths.

    • Ookami38@sh.itjust.works
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      Okay, but how do your clothes feel against your skin?

      • Snot Flickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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        …clothes?

        • Ookami38@sh.itjust.works
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          Hot.

    • "no" banana@lemmy.worldOP
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  • ted@sh.itjust.works
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    I wear toe socks exclusively for this reason.

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      My toe socks are too close to my toes though

  • Console_Modder@sh.itjust.works
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    Your tongue doesn’t fit comfortably in your mouth

    • Ookami38@sh.itjust.works
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      Yeah, well your tongue doesn’t fit comfortably in my mouth!

  • cowboydiplomat@startrek.website
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    you are now manually breathing

    • "no" banana@lemmy.worldOP
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      You now feel that muscle in the left side of your stomach

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    They are spaced exactly far enough that you can fit your toes in between them ☺️

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    Your eyes are too tight in your face skin

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