WhiteOakBayou@lemmy.world to Politics@beehaw.org · 2 years agoConservatives Are Running Out of Things to Eatnewrepublic.comexternal-linkmessage-square35fedilinkarrow-up146arrow-down10cross-posted to: [email protected]
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minus-squareKahunaDaKine@startrek.websitelinkfedilinkarrow-up9·2 years agoI can see the ads on Fox or OANN now. “MAGA Mush! Quality gruel for quality patriots! Available at your local Cabela’s now!” At least I’m assuming they haven’t canceled Cabela’s like Bass Pro yet.
minus-squarers5th@lemmy.scottlabs.iolinkfedilinkarrow-up5·2 years agoCabela’s was acquired by Bass Pro in 2017 🤣
minus-squareSatiric_Weasel@beehaw.orglinkfedilinkarrow-up3·2 years agoI hope they do. Like every other right-wing grift; the gruel in question would be entirely devoid of substance, expensive, and hazardous to their health. They’d starve with full stomachs in their living rooms watching Fox, sitting next to a phone their loved ones have stopped calling.
minus-squaredarkmugglet@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up2·2 years agoWell, corn flakes was invented by anti masturbation crusader. Kellog thought that flavorful food causes young boys to rub one out. https://www.mentalfloss.com/article/32042/corn-flakes-were-invented-part-anti-masturbation-crusade
minus-squareLoamImprovement@beehaw.orglinkfedilinkarrow-up2·2 years agoI mean, he’s not wrong, but I could be just as horny eating cardboard.
minus-squarecrwcomposer@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·2 years agoThey basically already sell that for apocalypse preppers, and that’s essentially how it’s advertised.
I can see the ads on Fox or OANN now.
“MAGA Mush! Quality gruel for quality patriots! Available at your local Cabela’s now!”
At least I’m assuming they haven’t canceled Cabela’s like Bass Pro yet.
Cabela’s was acquired by Bass Pro in 2017 🤣
I hope they do.
Like every other right-wing grift; the gruel in question would be entirely devoid of substance, expensive, and hazardous to their health.
They’d starve with full stomachs in their living rooms watching Fox, sitting next to a phone their loved ones have stopped calling.
Well, corn flakes was invented by anti masturbation crusader. Kellog thought that flavorful food causes young boys to rub one out.
https://www.mentalfloss.com/article/32042/corn-flakes-were-invented-part-anti-masturbation-crusade
I mean, he’s not wrong, but I could be just as horny eating cardboard.
They basically already sell that for apocalypse preppers, and that’s essentially how it’s advertised.