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Kairos@lemmy.today to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 8 个月前

Wildlife Photography

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Wildlife Photography

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Kairos@lemmy.today to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 8 个月前
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    He looks so unenthusiastic about it.

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      “Nothing personal. Needs must, bro. Needs must.”

      💥🤛

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      “It’s the Law of the Jungle I’m afraid, old chap.”

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      Why are you making me do this? :(

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      ‘Here I go, killing again.’

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    It is a real photo but I hate the AI infused world in which I immediately question the veracity of any photo.

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    Never have I ever been punched in the face by a gorilla

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      Just ask your mom to do it.

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        I’ll tell her when we finish up here.

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          To be clear, I said your mom. What are you doing with your mom?

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            That’s a different person. They’re passing on the message.

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              Ohhh

              all the people on here are the same person in my head except for like @[email protected]

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                What makes me different from soup?

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                  Soup can’t talk

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            Up to my nose in cooch.

            Weird taste though. Reminds me on Uncle Steve.

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      Everybody has a plan until they get punched in the face by a gorilla.

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    “I said, NO FLASH PHOTOGRAPHY!”

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      Grodd?

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    POV you’re the fifth person in a row to bring potato salad with eggs to my vegan potluck after I specifically wrote “PS and no potato salad please haha xD” on the rsvp

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      Well, just feed it to the cat.

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        but my cat is vegan don’t get mad it’s their choice I’ve tried!!

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      What about Potato Salad?

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      but its german

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    That must have hurt.

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      Probably not, gorilla pretty tough.

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        Yeah, but if he hit the camera he might have bruised a knuckle or two.

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    Major Arthur clenching his fist vibes

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    RIP Christophe Courteau

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    So… did he die?

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    Man, that gorilla needs to work on his stance. He’s swinging like an schoolgirl.

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      Maybe, but he can also rip your arm off and beat you to death with it…

      When wrestling with a toddler, your stance doesn’t really matter.

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    Why the fist is so tiny

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      That one is … far away.

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        Like few hundreds meters away

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    …into 2025

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      That’s why he’s posting it in September 2024. Knocked him 6 years ahead.

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    True https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/drunk-gorilla/ (but not drunk)

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    Friday night, eh?

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