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minus-squareAynRandsGrindcoreBand [none/use name]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·1 year agoIf you told Joe that Apple own a warehouse full of genetically altered chickens that actually laid iPhones he’d stare at you, slack-jawed and wonder why this hasn’t been reported in the press. Just a fucking clown from his toes to his eyelashes.
minus-squareArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·edit-21 year agoHow did you find out about the iChickens? That’s a trade secret.
minus-squareAynRandsGrindcoreBand [none/use name]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·1 year agoahem I think you’ll find they are called iHens, actually. Each one has been spliced with Jobs’ DNA, so instead of clucking they constantly say ‘boom’.
If you told Joe that Apple own a warehouse full of genetically altered chickens that actually laid iPhones he’d stare at you, slack-jawed and wonder why this hasn’t been reported in the press. Just a fucking clown from his toes to his eyelashes.
How did you find out about the iChickens? That’s a trade secret.
ahem I think you’ll find they are called iHens, actually. Each one has been spliced with Jobs’ DNA, so instead of clucking they constantly say ‘boom’.