Stamets@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 3 months ago"Hey Google, Turn my balls off"lemmy.worldimagemessage-square26fedilinkarrow-up112arrow-down10
arrow-up112arrow-down1image"Hey Google, Turn my balls off"lemmy.worldStamets@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 3 months agomessage-square26fedilink
minus-squarecooopsspace@infosec.publinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·edit-23 months ago“Pay me 5 Bitcoin or I’ll give you an errection in front of the HR manager.” Or worse "Pay me 5 Bitcoin or you’ll never get an errection again.*
minus-squareBuglefingers@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·9 days ago1: Nobody would notice regardless 2: That’ll happen even without you 3: :'(
minus-squarerockerface 🇺🇦@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up1·3 months agoEven worse “You are now on a per-boner subscription plan”
“Pay me 5 Bitcoin or I’ll give you an errection in front of the HR manager.”
Or worse
"Pay me 5 Bitcoin or you’ll never get an errection again.*
1: Nobody would notice regardless
2: That’ll happen even without you
3: :'(
Even worse
“You are now on a per-boner subscription plan”