“In order to ensure the security and continuing stability, the Republic will be reorganized into the first American Christian Empire! For a safe and secure society!”

-Trump after democracy ends with thunderous applause.

He’s a bully with an innate bullshitting capacity you can’t really learn that also requires the inability to feel shame, but please don’t give him the credit of being some machiavellian mastermind.

That was McConnell, before the marbles fell out.

No, he always looked like a wrinkly nutsack.

They just rewrote the script for the new Steven segal movie being shot in Moscow.