- cross-posted to:
- [email protected]
- cross-posted to:
- [email protected]
I try to read all the articles I post but for this one I noped out after 1 sentence. Enjoy!
You must log in or # to comment.
The headline makes it sound way worse than what happened. Dude is fine, just reopened a surgical wound with some bulging.
The headline sounds like he blew his guts out of his nose.
See, I pictured out he blew out his poop chute
That would be hilarious to see. Vomit-inducing and nightmarish, but hilarious.
“Hahah, oh The Onion, you sure have run out of ideas, this article didn’t even have a punchline.”
It was then that Muse realized it was in fact, not The Onion.
When I didn’t see The Onion as the source, it just wouldn’t compute for a minute. I did a double-take.
I pictured his bowels flying out of his nose and mouth. Makes sense what happened to the poor guy.
Same. Popping open an incision is somehow a relief compared to what I was picturing.
Honestly, a part of me was a bit disappointed that’s not what it was. I was so invested and curious to learn why that could even happen, only to find it didn’t.
Glad he’s ok-ish, though.
Yeah. I don’t want to say I’m disappointed, because that would suck even more for the guy, but I will say I’m a little underwhelmed.
Also, what’s with that insane autoplay video in the article using stock video footage to tell the story? Have we sunk so low?
Goddammit, Jeff. You’re gonna make us read this?!
Just. Goddammit.
… not the onion?
This is how I’m going to go, when the time comes
New fear unlocked
deleted by creator
Nope, I can’t hear you plugs ears
I’m just a bit too squeamish for the details
deleted by creator
