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minus-squareTachyonTele@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up1·edit-26 months agoAir hockey > sex with office dogs
minus-squareFlihpFlorp@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·6 months agoTbf that right thing is a VERY low bar Stepping on a Lego brick is more enjoyable
minus-squareJasonDJ@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkarrow-up2·6 months agoDepends. Chihuahua or mini-pin, yeah, I agree. But a golden-doodle? That’s a tough call.
minus-squareTachyonTele@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up1·6 months agoDiddle a doodle a day, keeps the… Hold on, someone’s at my door. Brb
minus-squareFlihpFlorp@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·6 months agoUnless i forgot how words work (I am very good at forgetting) I meant litteraly anything is better than doing it with a dog
minus-squareTachyonTele@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up1·edit-26 months agoI don’t know. You seem to know a lot about where having dog sex fits on a scale of enjoyment… Hmmm
minus-squareFlihpFlorp@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·6 months agoWell I love my dog but not like that Nasty
minus-squareFlihpFlorp@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·edit-26 months agoI am too dumb to people Just one of those days
minus-squareTachyonTele@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up1·6 months agoIt was a weak (and weird) attempt on my part. You’re absolutely fine.
Air hockey > sex with office dogs
Tbf that right thing is a VERY low bar
Stepping on a Lego brick is more enjoyable
Depends. Chihuahua or mini-pin, yeah, I agree. But a golden-doodle? That’s a tough call.
Diddle a doodle a day, keeps the…
Hold on, someone’s at my door. Brb
How do you know? You’re disgusting!
Unless i forgot how words work (I am very good at forgetting) I meant litteraly anything is better than doing it with a dog
I don’t know. You seem to know a lot about where having dog sex fits on a scale of enjoyment… Hmmm
Well I love my dog but not like that
Nasty
I’m just kidding with ya. Oh well
I am too dumb to people
Just one of those days
It was a weak (and weird) attempt on my part. You’re absolutely fine.