Just think what a massive “fuck you” to the universe it is to just suddenly cut off 3.7 billion years of continuous, uninterrupted survival success, from primordial seas of predators and prey on through ice ages and meteor impacts and the crust of Earth turning inside out… you can draw a line of survivors all the way from the first carbon molecules that started sticking together without breaking on through tiny animals huddled under charred stumps to early primates defeating their enemies to refugees escaping genocides… all the way down to you, personally standing there, deciding to cut the line.
It’s awful but also beautiful, like dropping an ornate, delicate vase off a 12-story building and filming it in slow motion.
Evolution: spends billions of years exclusively selecting organisms that reproduce
Lucidlethargy: “All these people having kids isn’t natural, They must have brain parasites, it makes no sense other wise”
Evolution:
Step 1: Don’t have kids
Just think what a massive “fuck you” to the universe it is to just suddenly cut off 3.7 billion years of continuous, uninterrupted survival success, from primordial seas of predators and prey on through ice ages and meteor impacts and the crust of Earth turning inside out… you can draw a line of survivors all the way from the first carbon molecules that started sticking together without breaking on through tiny animals huddled under charred stumps to early primates defeating their enemies to refugees escaping genocides… all the way down to you, personally standing there, deciding to cut the line.
It’s awful but also beautiful, like dropping an ornate, delicate vase off a 12-story building and filming it in slow motion.
Unfathomably based
Eh I’m an antinatalist, but this is like 5 fathoms based
Yeah, I don’t understand the need to breed many people get. I think more people than we think may have worms in their brains.
Evolution: spends billions of years exclusively selecting organisms that reproduce Lucidlethargy: “All these people having kids isn’t natural, They must have brain parasites, it makes no sense other wise” Evolution:
“Do YOU feel the Need? The Need to Breed?”
Need for Breed, now also on pc and switch
It might not be as polished as Need for Speed, but it’s much more exciting than the hyperspecific baking sim Need for Bread.
At least it’s not the lame Need for Beans
Hey, that’s a cult classic! 😠
tfw need to breed, but have no one to breed
It’s only a basic biological imperative
Need maybe, “forced to / constantly harassed to by culture / family / church “ also in the mix here