The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to aww@lemmy.worldEnglish · 6 months agoIt's just not fair!lemmy.worldimagemessage-square94fedilinkarrow-up11.08Karrow-down114
arrow-up11.06Karrow-down1imageIt's just not fair!lemmy.worldThe Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to aww@lemmy.worldEnglish · 6 months agomessage-square94fedilink
minus-squareniktemadur@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up9·6 months agoThey won’t just kill you. They fuckin’ EAT you.
minus-squareEverythingispenguins@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up9·6 months agoSeriously, polar bears are one of the few animals in the world that see humans as prey and a legitimate food source. There are many animals that can kill you, very very few that will eat you.
minus-squarefinkrat@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·6 months agoHumanity: having an obesity epidemic Polar Bears: “increased fat stores?? D E L I C I O U S”
minus-squareEverythingispenguins@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4arrow-down7·6 months agoWell you average American does have more blubber than an arctic seal. I can see a really interesting plan here we can save the polar bears and reduce the pressure humans are putting on the planet. Win Win
minus-squareDragonTypeWyvern@midwest.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·6 months agoWe’re preparing for the Resource Wars
minus-squareAwkwardLookMonkeyPuppet@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·6 months agoHouse cats will eat you if you die alone in a house with them.
minus-squareEverythingispenguins@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·6 months agoThat is why I always make sure they have extra food. Honestly though they will lick your face right off. I wouldn’t suggest looking up pictures of this.
They won’t just kill you. They fuckin’ EAT you.
Seriously, polar bears are one of the few animals in the world that see humans as prey and a legitimate food source.
There are many animals that can kill you, very very few that will eat you.
Humanity: having an obesity epidemic
Polar Bears: “increased fat stores?? D E L I C I O U S”
Well you average American does have more blubber than an arctic seal.
I can see a really interesting plan here we can save the polar bears and reduce the pressure humans are putting on the planet. Win Win
We’re preparing for the Resource Wars
House cats will eat you if you die alone in a house with them.
That is why I always make sure they have extra food.
Honestly though they will lick your face right off. I wouldn’t suggest looking up pictures of this.