• FiniteBanjo@lemmy.today
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      7 months ago

      “Officer he’s been asked to leave by staff and refuses, arrest this man!”

      “I love beating people, I’m completely unaccountable due to a gap in regulatory standards for my profession.”

      “Don’t Taze me Bro I’m a sovereign citizen forming an anarcho-syndicalism and I needed more bread while we work out the finer details of our supply- OH HES TAZING ME HE TAZED ME… UAUAUGUGHGUhhh”

      “Aren’t you glad that, despite me largely not being held to ethical standards, I didn’t shoot you? Of course, I have shot people. Several, in fact. But today I reached for the correct sidearm.”