Usernameblankface@lemmy.world to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 8 months ago3,026 years from today, life will either be really good or really bad.message-squaremessage-square17fedilinkarrow-up1258arrow-down16file-text
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minus-squareNeoNachtwaechter@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up26arrow-down4·8 months agoTry this one at a party: Ask some people “what is 100 minus 1?” Next, ask them “what is 45 plus 44?”
minus-squarePringles@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6arrow-down2·edit-28 months agoOrk ork ork, you eat soup with a … ?
minus-squareDeceptichum@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·8 months agoI drink from the bowl.
minus-squareMaalus@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·8 months agoWith a spoon. Honestly, these aren’t jokes
Try this one at a party:
Ask some people “what is 100 minus 1?”
Next, ask them “what is 45 plus 44?”
What’s the joke?
What’s the answer?
89?
Ork ork ork, you eat soup with a … ?
I drink from the bowl.
With a spoon. Honestly, these aren’t jokes