• Crass Spektakel@lemmy.world
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    8 months ago

    In East Germany the people loved their nation most only weeks before collapse: 99,92% voted for the pro-soviet government.

    Then the CIA dropped 20 million agents from invisible helicopters which fakes mass demonstrations and used mind-control rays to make them love the west and hate the soviet union.

    In the first election after reunification the Communists got 11,1% of all votes in Former East Germany. Damned CIA mind control rays.

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      8 months ago

      This is my favorite tankie cope.

      “The CIA obviously staged the protests and rigged the election against the communists!”

      So like, they snuck in millions of undercover agents?

      “Don’t be ridiculous, that’s not how it works!”

      So they stuffed the ballot box?

      “No, that’s what we tried to do.”

      You mean they forced people to vote at gunpoint?

      “NO IT WAS THE PROPAGANDA.”

      So the CIA just… Convinced people to support Western politics?

      “IT’S NOT FAIR! HOW CAN WE WIN IF PEOPLE HAVE AGENCY!”

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      8 months ago

      There aint no mind control rays.

      CIA sucked off commies into a democracy.