stackPeek@lemmy.world to Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world · 9 months agoWhat's the worst case of bootlicking you've ever seen?message-squaremessage-square46fedilinkarrow-up186arrow-down18
arrow-up178arrow-down1message-squareWhat's the worst case of bootlicking you've ever seen?stackPeek@lemmy.world to Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world · 9 months agomessage-square46fedilink
minus-squareTristaniopsis@aussie.zonelinkfedilinkarrow-up43arrow-down16·9 months agoThere was this one time. I saw a guy. He picked up a boot, and licked it. “Woah.” I said to myself. “That,” I went on, in my interior voice, “is an egregious example of boot-licking.” That’s it. That’s my story. Subscribe and hit the ‘like’ button.
minus-squareGratefullyGodless@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up12arrow-down4·9 months agoYour story moved me and touched me. I shed a tear, just like every person in a story that Donald Trump tells, that’s how much you touched me. You are an inspiration to us all!
minus-squareTristaniopsis@aussie.zonelinkfedilinkarrow-up12arrow-down3·9 months agoWhere did I touch you? Can you prove it court? Otherwise I’m going to have to sue you for defamation for $100.
minus-squarestoy@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkarrow-up6·9 months agoHey everybody! How, are, you, doing? This is you boii Stoy comming at you from the comments, and it is time for another reaction comment! 🤪 This time we have Tristaniopsis in a Lemmy thread about bootlicking, I have never heard about bootlicking before, so this will be a freash reaction! Now everybody, please remember to hit that save link on this comment, and lets go! There was this one time. 🤨 I saw a guy. 😲 He picked up a boot, and licked it. 😱 “Woah” I said to myself. 😬 “That” I went on, in my interior voice, “is an egregious example of boot-licking.” 😆 That’s it.That’s my story.Subscribe and hit the ‘like’ button. Well that was really a reaction! Thank you so much for reading and I’ll see you next time!
There was this one time. I saw a guy. He picked up a boot, and licked it.
“Woah.” I said to myself.
“That,” I went on, in my interior voice, “is an egregious example of boot-licking.”
That’s it. That’s my story. Subscribe and hit the ‘like’ button.
Your story moved me and touched me. I shed a tear, just like every person in a story that Donald Trump tells, that’s how much you touched me. You are an inspiration to us all!
Where did I touch you? Can you prove it court? Otherwise I’m going to have to sue you for defamation for $100.
Hey everybody!
How, are, you, doing?
This is you boii Stoy comming at you from the comments, and it is time for another reaction comment!
🤪
This time we have Tristaniopsis in a Lemmy thread about bootlicking, I have never heard about bootlicking before, so this will be a freash reaction!
Now everybody, please remember to hit that save link on this comment, and lets go!
🤨
😲
😱
😬
😆
Well that was really a reaction! Thank you so much for reading and I’ll see you next time!