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minus-squareUNWILLING_PARTICIPANT@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up57·11 months agoI feel bad for people who have never licked a Himalayan Salt Lamp.
minus-squareSatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up45arrow-down1·11 months agoYum. Skin cells, dust mite shit and animal hairs.
minus-squareUNWILLING_PARTICIPANT@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up47·11 months agoOh boy wait until you hear about breathing.
minus-squareSatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up28·11 months agoI find breathing to be better than not breathing. Not licking the Himalayan salt lamp does not have the same effect.
minus-squareUNWILLING_PARTICIPANT@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up17·11 months agoYeah but you can breath any time. This might be your last chance to lick that lamp EVER
minus-squareSatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up9arrow-down1·11 months agoIt might be the last chance to try to insert the Himalayan salt lamp into your dick hole too.
minus-squareUNWILLING_PARTICIPANT@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up4·11 months agoBut why would you do that
minus-squareSatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up7·11 months agoLike the old saying, anything is a sounding rod if you’re not a pussy.
minus-squareUNWILLING_PARTICIPANT@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up6·11 months agoHow old is this saying, really
minus-squareTar_Alcaran@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up7·11 months agoSmell is based mostly on particulate. Anything you inhale gets at least partly broken down and absorbed. Thus, if you smell a fart, at least some small part of your body is metabolising someone else’s shit.
minus-squareHonytawk@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkarrow-up2·11 months agoIf you smell a fart, the molecules in your nose once were in their ass hole.
minus-squareSatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·11 months agoChances are really good that a star combined the atoms that make up the molecules and it went nova to spread them out.
minus-squareUNWILLING_PARTICIPANT@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up1arrow-down1·11 months agoDeep down I’ve always known this
minus-squareGoblin_Mode@ttrpg.networklinkfedilinkarrow-up17·11 months agoYeah licking random objects in your house is a little unsanitary. Thanks SatansMagottyCumFart
minus-squareIron Lynx@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·11 months agoIs Lemmy’s version of /r/rimjob_steve up already?
minus-squareDAMunzy@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up13·11 months agoWhy does it never taste like salt? And why do I keep trying?!?
minus-squareUNWILLING_PARTICIPANT@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up10·11 months agoI think you got a dud. It absolutely should taste salty
I feel bad for people who have never licked a Himalayan Salt Lamp.
Yum.
Skin cells, dust mite shit and animal hairs.
Oh boy wait until you hear about breathing.
I find breathing to be better than not breathing.
Not licking the Himalayan salt lamp does not have the same effect.
Yeah but you can breath any time. This might be your last chance to lick that lamp EVER
It might be the last chance to try to insert the Himalayan salt lamp into your dick hole too.
But why would you do that
Like the old saying, anything is a sounding rod if you’re not a pussy.
How old is this saying, really
Smell is based mostly on particulate. Anything you inhale gets at least partly broken down and absorbed.
Thus, if you smell a fart, at least some small part of your body is metabolising someone else’s shit.
If you smell a fart, the molecules in your nose once were in their ass hole.
Chances are really good that a star combined the atoms that make up the molecules and it went nova to spread them out.
Deep down I’ve always known this
Yeah licking random objects in your house is a little unsanitary.
Thanks SatansMagottyCumFart
Is Lemmy’s version of /r/rimjob_steve up already?
Why does it never taste like salt?
And why do I keep trying?!?
I think you got a dud. It absolutely should taste salty